Just one more tab

Me: I will look up one thing. My browser: Would you like to open a small civilization?

Tab 1: the thing I needed. Tab 2: a recipe I will never make. Tab 3: an explanation of why flamingos are pink. Tabs 4–36: classified. Tab 37: how to focus.

Somewhere, a video starts playing. I become a detective. The case takes twelve minutes and produces three more tabs.

If this is you, welcome. Your people are here. Somewhere. Probably in another tab.

Caption for your group chat: ‘I have a lot on my mind. Most of it is open in Chrome.’