My Wi-Fi has better boundaries than me

My Wi-Fi has boundaries. It stops working when it wants to. It does not apologize. It does not write a paragraph explaining why it needs space.

Meanwhile, I reply ‘absolutely!’ to a request I have not read yet. My router would never.

I named the network ‘A Little Peace.’ Now everybody is asking for a connection. The irony is excellent. The signal is not.

Caption: ‘Router: unavailable. Me: available in seven different time zones, apparently.’

Today’s small experiment: read the request before agreeing. If the request is a router restart, you have found the rare interruption with a clear ending.