My AI made a five-year plan. I made toast.

In this little comedy, I asked an imaginary AI to help me plan my morning. It proposed a five-year strategy, a personal mission statement, and a color-coded dashboard.

I proposed toast. We agreed that both ideas had potential.

The AI asked what success looked like. I said, ‘Butter reaching all four corners.’ It paused. Finally, a measurable objective.

By nine o’clock, the dashboard was still being discussed. The toast was finished. I called that a successful pilot project.

Caption: ‘My assistant has a roadmap. I have breakfast. Let’s respect both forms of progress.’